Supervillains with a scientific bent can relax a little and revise their genetic manipulation plans. According to sources, the American Government is collecting all the genetic samples you'll need to start your Master Race/Mutant Slave experiments.
Now you don’t have to run around and poach hair follicles and blood smears from random dumpsters and back alleys. One simple break-in at your local Government Storage Facility and you can waltz out with dozens of samples. Better yet, the blood is from newborns, so your samples will be untainted by drugs, disease, or environmental impurities!
If that isn’t enough, they’re labeled! If need be, you can track down the child in question and check their vitals, their development, or hell, just take them for parts if they’re perfect for your plans! Never before has a genetic cornucopia been so easy to collect!
I tip my hat to the US Government for such a boon to villainy. Whoever said Government was a necessary evil didn’t know how right they were!
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Sweet Evil Below. It's become that convenient? It's like a Wallmart for Genetic Samples! One has found College Students a viable source - as long as the claim of "Research Subjects Needed" is used, and a small stipend offered.
ReplyDeleteGreat article - thank you.
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