Thursday, February 18, 2010

Unchecked Emigration

If you're the type of supervillain who fears the unknown, or if you just don't like the idea of some outworlder moving into your neighborhood, you probably watch the skies at night with a laser pistol ready. Put it away, though, because there's little use to it. If you were pushed into a paranoid frenzy when the US Air Force released some of their classified information on UFO sightings, prepare to hide under your chair: Britain just did the same thing.

As far as the article says, there have been no sightings of flying blue police boxes, but it seems like everything else has flown through their skies. There must be every sort of alien life form wandering about over there. Perhaps Torchwood was more of a documentary than a Science Fiction show.

And of course, where there's aliens, there are Alien Overlord Wannabes. So if you're an Earth-born supervillain, keep your eyes peeled, that three-armed man with the plausible world domination plans might not just be a mutant with a good head on his shoulders, he might be competition from another planet.

1 comments:

  1. Computer King,

    One loves the Doctor Who and Torchwood references. A great deal of Evil is being expended at present, trying to get the lowdown on the new Tardis interior, and the central console. No such luck, but that information will be mine! Everyone always overlooks the possibility that it's not Aliens, or foreign governments testing new designs. It COULD be Villains. One has probably said too much now. European Villains are so up tight about their *Secrets*.

    -Lord Malignance

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